#CEREAL SMORZ MOVIE#

They have all the grit and stiff crunch of the mini marshmallows you put in your hot chocolate, except they’re gigantic. These marshmallows are exactly what a mini marshmallow ought to be – sweet, creamy, and a touch of vanilla. Plus, real campfire s’mores aren’t that heavy on chocolate either.

The graham flavor is good enough that I can overlook this for the most part. The cocoa flavor isn’t too intense (some bites have more than others), which is my only true knock against this cereal. They taste kind of like big fat Golden Grahams (my #1 cereal all-time), with lots and lots of authentic graham flavor and a dusting of chocolate. They’re puffy but still insanely crunchy and somewhat airy. I love the texture of the crispy graham pillows in Kellogg’s Smorz cereals. Let me cram some of this into my face right now to remedy years of neglect. I agree that this is completely unacceptable and I’m eager to change things right now. I feel like I must have bought it once, but I really don’t remember what it tasted like. I was very, very healthy for many, many years. I cannot recall ever trying Kellogg’s Smorz. Here’s my crazy, unfathomable confession.

“It was a sad Saturday morning in our house today.”.

Here are some samples of the comments on Kellogg’s blog when they announced the swap: The switch didn’t appease Kellogg’s Smorz lovers. People were piiiisssssed. Kellogg’s Krave S’mores cereal was a different configuration of the smores ingredients, offering puffy graham flavored pieces that were filled with a chocolatey, marshmallowy filling inside. So, naturally, Kellogg’s discontinued it in December 2013. They replaced it with a S’mores variety of Kellogg’s Krave Cereal. The commercial touted the cereal as “chocolatey graham pillows and marshmallows.” Everybody loved Kellogg’s Smorz! Kellogg’s Smorz cereal debuted back in 2003 (the first 8 seconds of this commercial are arguably NSFW). Today I have the pleasure of reviewing a product which proves that incessant crying like a spoiled child will always get you what you want. What more could a classy diner ask?Ĭonclusion: Smorz ain't smores - but it ain't bad, either.It’s National Cereal Day! What does that mean? Nothing, but let’s review some cereal just to play along. However, the cereal bits have a crisp snap to them, especially if you're diligent about re-sealing the plastic bag that holds them, and the light chocolaty after-taste is thoroughly pleasant, making post-breakfast belching a pleasure instead of a risk. The squares lack a genuine graham-cracker flavor and the marshmallows suffer a bit from the ol' Kellogg's gumminess - although less of it than some other products the company makes.

Truth be told, Smorz doesn't taste much like actual smores at all. Then I went through a period where I thought it was completely lame. Taste: When Smorz first came out a few years ago, I thought it was one of the best new cereals in ages.

#CEREAL SMORZ MOVIE#

The offer of a free search light ('by mail with four tokens') is accompanied by a side-panel crossword puzzle with clues like, 'This red fruit tastes great on top of cereal' (pomegranate?) and a back-cover word search topped by the term 'VILLAINS.' Like, for instance, George Lucas, who can't leave beloved old movie franchises well enough alone. In addition, my version of the box includes continuing hype about Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which has dominated every Kellogg's cereal package not pimping Kung-Fu Panda for months. The bowl beneath it is loaded with cereal pieces that are notably darker than the real thing and marshmallows whose streaks are sharper and more distinct than their equivalents inside - not that anyone is supposed to notice. This sweets sandwich looks good enough to eat, even if it is printed on cardboard. As if I wasn't doing that already.īox description: Great logo: The word 'Smorz' is spelled out vertically in marshmallowy letters rimmed by gooey chocolate, with graham crackers serving as both ceiling and floor. They're supplemented by cylindrical white marshmallows featuring streaks that are supposed to make diners think of chocolate. Smorz Kellogg's Rating: Three spoons out of four.Ĭereal description: Corn-flour squares with rounded corners and a color scheme that runs the gamut from tan to light brown that's quite a range.

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